September 14, 2025
Rule 3

 Rule three? Food belongs to the cat first.

 He learned quickly that counters were launching pads and that humans couldn’t resist a pair of wide, luminous eyes. He’d bat at cereal boxes, sniff every takeout container, and once managed to drag a whole dinner roll under the couch like a lion stashing prey. I had to laugh—even when I was on my knees fishing out the crumbs.